Excerpt from a Barrel of Monkeys run list.
Today, while teaching a Barrel of Monkeys class:
(general cacophony of kids playing theater games)
Child: (to me and Lauren) I gotta go to the bathroom and shave my booty.*
Lacy's mind: I did not hear that right.
Lauren: (pause) Well, kid, if you gotta go to the bathroom, you gotta go to the bathroom.
(Child leaves to go to the bathroom .. to shave his ... booty?)
Lauren: (slow burn take to Lacy)
*Lauren maintains he said that he needed to go to the bathroom to SHAKE his booty. Which makes more sense? Which is more hilarious? Which do you have a good answer for?