Dear Body,


I know it's really cold out, but please stop getting fat. I know you're trying to protect me and that is very touching, but I have a whole bunch of long underwear and sweaters for that, so ...

Great. I think we're done.

Enormous Fucking Ego

1 comment:

Christopher said...

oddly - I was just about to say how much I liked this post when I saw your poll.

You fatty.