Ahh.... this new sweater I bought is a little ridiculous.
No .... seriously.
Why did I...?
Oh, right. It's a $90 sweater for $20.
It is actually cute, I sweater.* And I'm getting over feeling like I have an injured-dog collar.
Did I mention it was $90 and I got it for.. . ... oh, I did.
*I sweater to you, that was completely unintentional. But I had to keep it.