I am giddy. THIS is the blaring headline on Drudge Report, of all places.
EPIC TURNOUT FOR DEMS -- We Are Out of Ballots!
Now I have to go audition for a horror film, call to confirm a callback for this weekend, and then work on a costume to create a giant rock monster like this one from Time Bandits.
You can see it this weekend at Sketchubator if you want. No chickens, though.
Good day, sirs.