- The Amazing Race. (I have never watched this show in my life. Then, I watched twenty minutes of it last night. Tears.)
- Being mildly reprimanded for an email that apparently included an offensive use of italics. (I thought I was just being clear. Apparently... well, I angered the head of DayJobCorp. and caused some stress for my boss)
- Putting on boots to go to last night's fundraiser. (What?)
Being crazy is even irrational and annoying to the Person Being Crazy.