Brain: WHEN ARE CALLBACKS? DID I GET A CALLBACK? WHY DIDN'T I JUST ASK, SO I WOULD KNOW WHEN TO STOP WONDERING???
Blog: You should shut up now.
Brain: LOOK AT MY CALENDAR! IT'S EMPTY!!!!! I HAVE NOOOOOTHHHHHIINNNNNGGGGG.
Blog: [pauses for effect] I refuse to speak to you when you're like this.