Blog: Let me guess. A dubiously successful audition?
Me: Ha. Yeah. I mean... I've done the pieces better, but ...
Blog: But you could always say that. You could always have done it better. So what now?
Me: Now I try to forget it ever happened. Odds are, I'll never hear anything and I'll never, ever know how I really did.
Blog: How DID you do?
Me: I just don't know! I couldn't read them at all. Maybe I totally sucked it. Maybe I was mediocre. Maybe I was a solid B. I don't know.
Blog: You know what? You did great.
Me: ...You weren't there, Blog.
Blog: You have absolutely nothing to gain by thinking you sucked. So, listen to me. You worked really, really hard on this. You did great. Congratulations.
Me: Thanks, Blog.
Blog: Now go work on your commercial audition for this afternoon.