2.19.2008

Things I Will Say Today With Deep Sincerity

1. No, don't stop - really! [PRODUCT NAME] packs fresh great taste in a portable wax package, so you don't have to stop!

2. [or] if I do not yet, and ever did,
and ever will (though he do shake me off
to beggarly divorcement) love him dearly,
comfort forswear me.

... and that's not even counting tonight's Barrel of Monkeys rehearsal, written exclusively by 4th graders and directed by 500 Clown Badass & Heartthrob Molly Brennan.
Look out.

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