If you're The Sizzler, then... catfish platter specials.
Same type of sign.
Brandon: The only one I actually remember was
Welcome to Gladstone High
Home of the Gladiators
ALL NIGHT SCROTUMFEST
AT PROM '92
Some friends and I may or may not have found a readerboard at a bar this weekend.
All I can tell you is that I find word games HILARIOUS.