No jobs lately, but plenty of auditions.
I am glad when my family takes an interest in my work ("So, how are auditions going?") but it's disheartening to be completely honest about it ("well, a lot of auditions... but no jobs").
I had an audition for a FAMILIAR GAMING COMPANY today where I read a bunch of WACKY LINES ABOUT FISHING. Not that I KNOW A COUPLE PEOPLE WHO WORK THERE or anything but THAT WOULD BE REAL DOPE.
Oh my gosh. Look what I've sank to. No - wait - I can sink lower.
HOW ABOUT A CONGRATULATORY VOICEOVER BOOKING SINCE I GOT ENGAGED???
There. I am pandering my future marriage and exploiting it to try to make money. Pleeaasssseeeee. Pullll stringggsss.
(...swig from can of Bud Light)