Freelance what, you ask?
Well, that depends. What can you pay me money to do?
This email showed up in my inbox today.
> We are currently looking to hire 10 Male Mascot Staffers that will be in costumed in Mexican Soccer player inflatable costumes. Talent must be able to understand Spanish for instructions but they will have non speaking roles. Talent must be between the heights of 5'5" to 5'11" only and have experience in playing soccer.In the words of Beatrice, Oh, that I were a man.