Getting married is not cheap. Even if you think you are being as thrifty as thrifty can be, it is expensive.
On a related note, perhaps you notice I have not been blogging about any a) auditions or b) jobs lately.
...Money is tight, friends.
Yesterday I found this on my auto:FIFTY BUCKS. Goshdammit.
Then, cleaning up later, I found a discarded fortune from Brandon's Chinese food.Geez, SHUT UP, fortune cookies from Ms. Eggroll #2.
You are a serious DOUCHE.
Let's not forget the last one from there:If these fortune cookies were a character in a horror movie, they would be the one who gets killed off early and everyone cheers when it happens because they were such a freaking pain in the ass.