Theater schmeater, my friends. Someone just booked a voiceover session for tomorrow.
That's right. I'm too busy working on high-powered ad campaigns that drive the face of pop culture. Now, I don't like to drop names, but I'm not above a little hint.
Let's just say...
Just so you know the caliber of talent you're dealing with here.
Wait wait wait wait. Hold on.
Let's recap my acting career at present.
I would type something poignant and hilarious here, but my hands are currently occupied with covering my face as I wonder, more or less, what the hell.
I think I've probably blogged enough for today.