Towards the end, they even stepped up the dressing selection with these tasty selections from Kraft. See that Balsamic Vinaigrette in the back? I reached for that one and was stopped cold.
Catering Lady: Uh uh. Those is special.The Eagles were indeed the "surprise headliners" for the party. They started off their set with Hotel California. I wonder if they did that so people would know who they were. The Eagles, playing for their target audience, hedging their bets just to get recognized.
Me: I'm sorry?
Catering Lady: They special. Special dressing.
Me: (looking confused)
Other people in line: (looking confused)
Catering Lady: Special dressing, for special people.