Me: (over email) I'm only slightly terrified. Did I mention I've never changed I diaper before?I've been trying to think of how to prepare for this. My best plan is to brush my teeth, floss, and gargle. The baby will surely hate me less if I have fresh breath.
Kate: Dude, I hear you, I had never held a baby before Delia was born. Seriously.
THIS IS A GOOD PLAN.