no. YOU DON'T GET to do that.

Okay, so I WENT to go buy some shoes but wouldn't you know it, there was a whole bin of purses on clearance and I KNOW I have a thing for purses that I just can't explain, I'm not one of those women who goes crazy over shoes but I don't know why I have some BIOLOGICAL NEED to PUT THINGS IN BAGS and then CARRY THAT BAG WITH ME anyway, here is my new purse. It was only $20. Don't get too mad.

Then I saw the tag that came with it:

Oh, seriously. Who the hell is Lulu Townsend.

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