what if I don't know anybody.
Blog: YOU'RE GOING.
Me: I don't know.
Blog: YOU GOT INVITED to a big recording studio's holiday party. You want to work at this studio more. You want to know more producers. There will be producers there. And free alcohol. YOU ARE GOING.
Me: I'm going to try to impress people I don't know and end up sounding like a total ass. With a bad voice. A bad voice ass.
Blog: Sounding like an ass is also known as networking.
Me: I don't think this is a good idea.
Blog: There will be cute rock and roll boys from all the bands that record there.
Blog: Who you cannot hit on because you are married.
Blog: You're going.
Me: ... bad voice ass ...