I think I understand the pitcher's take on it - if you're facing a huge megaultrasuperstar, it's a chance to be like, whatever, one-name guy. I'm not afraid of you! I'm not walking you! All baseball strategy, however, says THE GUY IS A POWERHITTER AND THERE'S AN EMPTY BASE. WALK THE MOFO.
Cause that one-name guy is a one-name guy for a reason, and even though the pitcher stood up to him... he hit a double and Japan won by 2.
Also there was a player named Bum Ho Lee. Yesssssssssss.
So. Enough talking about OTHER people.
Tomorrow morning I have one of THESE auditions:
[MOM] Female, Caucasian, African American & Hispanic, youngish - 26 to 35 years old.. Attractive yet still real & approachable. Please submit models who can act as well as actresses.Models. Oy. How I hate auditioning with models. How I hate feeling so ugly and fleshy sitting next to them in the waiting room.
Can I just walk this one in?
Bum Ho Lee: Swing for the fences, Lacy!!!
Lacy: Thanks Bum Ho! (but in this analogy I'm the pitcher)
Bum Ho Lee: MY NAME IS BUM HO LEE. DO NOT MAKE MY LIFE ANY MORE DIFFICULT.