encouragement, and dumb struck.

Please. Please tell me that if THIS person can score a job as an ad copywriter, surely I'd be able to if I ever felt so inclined.

Now if you'll pardon me, I'm going to practice conveying "dumb" with my voice.


meg said...

but if you are struck dumb, would you use your voice? maybe you could tap out encouraging rhythms with your hands on your cheeks

Jeremy said...

You could not get a job as an ad copywriter because you would be too threatening, with all your grammar and "words have definitions" and such. You'd have to lose all that.

Also, you might have to learn to nod more when people tell you something that's either completely absurd or patently obvious.

On the plus side, you can drink at your desk. It's true! I saw it on "Mad Men."