Looking at Nature Makes You Nicer
I can kind of see it. Maybe I need some new spiritual advisers.
I almost booked a huge commercial campaign, then it fell apart at the last minute.
What a peaceful place ... TO THROW MYSELF IN THE RIVER.
WHY didn't you want me, Ohio Lottery? WHY? I WANTED THAT $2,000 - 3,000 to justify and finance my irresponsible lifestyle for another several months!
I had a $125 dress picked out to buy in celebration! Look! It's washable merino wool and wicks moisture while you bike!
IT HAS A HOOD, Ohio Lottery! An A-Line Skirt AND A HOOD!
Great. I'm just going to smear my body with a package of Jimmy Dean Breakfast Sausage and wait for these rare exotic tigers to finish me off.
Smell that, tigers? Smell that distinctive aroma of spicy pork? ...AND DEFEAT?????
Aww. Look at your feets. Who has the adorable white tiger feets?
STOP DISTRACTING ME!
OH COME ON!
Damn your adorable fuzzy cuddles.