midday gchat

Brandon:  hiii.   you gonna get us some groceries?
me:  done it boy!  got you some tortillas!
Brandon:  booze?
me:  didn't get any booze. 
Brandon:  wwwhhhhhhhyyyyyy nooootttttt?
me: I got us some TEA.
Brandon:  what's HAPPENING to you?
me:  I'm trying to DRINK LESS
Brandon:  WHO ARE YOU?


td said...

Tea is an exceedingly poor substitute.

Lacy said...

hoo, buddy. You're telling ME. But look how people have already marked it 'successful.' Perhaps readers are a little worried about my liver.