file under: the false assumption that my consumer activity actually matters

AMAZINGLY unflattering but actual photo of me closing my one account with Bank of America.


Holy crap, I actually look toothless

ps, thanks for the bonus points gift certificates that I've used for makeup and rental cars, BofA, and you're welcome for zero interest paid to you evvvaah!!!!

Yeah, I bet they're really sorry to see me go.

But I closed it!  Using a smaller bank now!  You should do it too!

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