Today needs no boxing videos, GOOD SIRS, for today I was not soundly rejected.
In fact, I was lovingly selected (you may use the standard industry term "booked," but I'm going to go with "lovingly selected") for a national campaign and beat out all y'all punk actors on both coasts! BOOM! What's up NYC? Y'all ain't got what I got! In your face, actors of San Fran!
I win a trip to San Francisco, one tv commercial for a major cellular network provider, and a much-needed boost of confidence! Huzzah, bitches. Huzzah. I smack my booty in your general direction.