Strangely enough, I found this article comforting when I came across it today.
Bovine withstands bullets, truck ramming after attack on rancher.
Comforting? Nay. Encouraging.
(Don't worry about the elderly man for a minute. Focus on that unkillable cow.)
SHOT SEVERAL TIMES IN THE FACE, says the article. RAMMED WITH A TRUCK, says the article. UNKILLABLE.
Cow. Can I just say? Way to keep going.
I have an audition for a soy milk commercial tomorrow, another audition for a play I don't think I even want to do, and I do believe I'm feeling a little unkillable myself.
moment of getting real:
I wish this poor rancher (who is 70 years old, so this is very serious) a very speedy recovery. They had to CareFlight him out of there and his condition is listed as critical. It's a wacky news story for me, but a horrible nightmare for that poor family. I truly hope he and his wife are okay.